July 2013 archive

152. Phantom of the Opera

If a city could be my arch-nemesis, that city would be Yellow Springs, Ohio. It’s dirty and full of dirty, pretentious fucktard hippie fucks with their hackeysacks, dreadlocks, bongs and the reeking stench of patchouli. I’m an angry, judgemental person, but never in my life have I ever encountered such a large grouping of angrier, …

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151. To Serve Man

I watched this classic episode of Twilight Zone a few weeks ago. I remembered it well enough, but also kept getting it mixed up with The Simpsons parody. One thing I was unprepared for was how stoned and idiotic this advanced cannibalistic (spoilers!) alien race appears. I tried to capture that here, I hope. Two …

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