289. Commander USA


A horror/schlock movie host from the 80s, seen on the USA network. I’ll give regular readers two guesses who might have requested this one.

288. Ambush Bug

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So yeah. Regarding this and the coinciding contest? I won.

I am containing my excitment. Be advised. I am excited.

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I was going to draw a giant ballsack and penis on this but ran out of time.

283. Nexus


The only comic I’ve ever read with the Steve Rude/Mike Baron Nexus character was the Nexus Meets Madman crossover. I still don’t know much about him other than he is cool looking.

I went to see Thor: The Dark World. I enjoyed it. I am saving more in depth thoughts about it and Gravity for a future Stupid Sexy Podcast. I will say these three things: Iron Man 3, Avengers, Thor 2, Iron Man 1, Thor 1, Captain America, Iron Man 2, and then a very very very very very very very steep drop for Hulk and finally Agents of SHIELD. Those are my rankings of the Marvel stuff so far.

Also, at Gravity yesterday, I had to yell at teenage girl for playing on her bright fucking cell phone during the movie. That’s kind of understandable as teenage girls are fucking horrible subhumans who deserve to be wiped from the face of the planet, so in a way, don’t know any better. Today at Thor I had to yell at a middle-aged man for the same fucking thing. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Finally, it’s a Marvel movie. Who the hell gets up to leave when the credits start? There have been 8 of these things so far, and every single one of them has an end credits thingy. What the fuck is wrong with people?!

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What I’m looking for in a woman.

I saw Gravity this afternoon. I enjoyed it.

281. Sad Lantern

280. Sleepwalker


Drawn for a chance to win the entire run of Sleepwalker comics from Nick Marino and his Audioshocker Podcasting Empire. Seriously, you only think I have a lot of podcasts. Check them out and wish me luck.