Listen, Saturday May 4th. 2013 is Free Comic Book Day. There’s also a brand new set of Magic: The Gathering that is released this weekend. Even if it were “Get Paid to Read Comic Books Day”, there is no way in hell you could catch me in a comic shop this weekend. The worst of the worst of the worst is going to be out in full force, ball-sweatin’ on a whole stack of free comics and stinking up your lesser comic shops everywhere. It’s awful and I want no part of it.
But now you can enjoy free comics from the safety and pleasantness of your own home!
For the third year in a row I have participated in the My Name is Jonah Free Comic Book Day offering. You can download it (for free!) here starting tomorrow (May 4th) and everyday thereafter. In fact, I high encourage you to download it (and the two previous year’s books) freshly every day. And I can guarantee that the only ball-sweat you’ll come into contact with is your own or that of a loved one.