Happy New Year? Yeah, not really. January 2nd, I got slapped in the face with some real shitty news, and it’s gone downhill from there in the ensuing weeks. I hate it here. At least I had my January Patreon Rewards to draw and keep me occupied for several minutes. I usually balk at likenesses, …
Count Orlok as Spock.
10/10 A little late, was having dinner with my parents. Anyhoo. Unless their name is Dracula, and they’re played by Gary Oldman or Bela Lugosi, attractive charming vampires can blow it out their ass. I love vampires as freakish, dirty, messy, sloppy motherfuckers who are, y’know, actually frightening. As much as I hate Steve Niles’ …
