Tag: X-Men

106. Colossus

I watched an MST3K yesterday, a 1959 Mexican movie called Santa Claus. If that’s not enough to gear you up, then you are more dead inside than I am.

063 – Longshot

It’s the Jason Young Fortnight, and you’ll just have to live with it. So here we have Longshot (sans mullet). I like Longshot. I couldn’t tell you why. He was an X-Man, but not really a mutant. His mini was drawn by a newcomer Art Adams before he was ART ADAMS. He had a spiky …

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661. Colossus

648. Madrox

637. Dazzler

Suggested by Joe Grunenwald, but dedicated to Kathleen Coyle. Richard Milhous Nixon as Dazzler! Breathe it in.

634. Klaus Nomi

Two of Germany’s greats, Nightcrawler as Klaus Nomi.

623. Jesus

Suggested by Ryan Merrell. Sauron as Jesus Christ. So. A) This is a terrible drawing. I am getting completely burned out here. 2) Ryan suggested “Sauron as Jesus” to me on Facebook. I am fairly confident that he meant Sauron from LORD OF THE RINGS. Well. I am not a fan of LotR. I’ve seen …

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607. Nightcrawler

592. X-23

Hey, fanboys! You love Wolverine, right? Love him so much you’d wanna fuck him? Well that’s gross and wrong. So here’s a Wolverine with a vagina you’re socially allowed to fuck. Except she’s underage, but who’s telling, right? So go for it, fanboys! Go pretend fuck a girl Wolverine! – Love, Marvel.

566. Shatterstar

Because, sure.