310. Mr. Element

310. Mr. Element

309. The Trickster

309. The Trickster
So I’ve been trying to keep this a secret, but I should just go ahead and announce that we are in the middle of “Flash Rogues Week” in honor of The Flash returning to television this week…

Nah, I’ve been doing it because I know my friend Joe G. would get a kick out of it. This is the same Joe G. who joined me last night to watch another Rifftrax Live event. This is the 6th one I’ve been to, and I look forward to many more. I would love it even if they re-broadcast the ones I’ve missed (especially The House on Haunted Hill with guest-Riffer Paul F. Tompkins). Anyhoo, last night’s show was Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. I was terrible and fantastic, maybe the funniest one yet (Birdemic was pretty great, too).

308. Pied Piper

308. Pied Piper
The only Pied Piper Flash comic I ever read was the one where as a reformed villain and friend of Wally West (the one true Flash), he came out of the closet. Nowadays, that’d be a six-part epic crossover instead of one page of an otherwise unmemorable comic (literally, it is the only thing I remember about that comic). Anyways, I’ve been on a boycott of DC Comics and Time-Warner since then, as I was very offended by the shoving of their turgid liberal agenda down the hot, wet throats of America’s supple youth.

307. Weather Wizard

307. Weather Wizard
Part of the reason for the sketch-a-day blog is to help me focus on making more art – and if possible, figuring out a way to start making money off of that (as always, commissions are always available). Part of that is because I know that if I’m not working on something, I’m constantly watching movies, television progrims or just playing video games. Unfortunately, I don’t have the switch in my brain to tell me when too much is too much. I’m lazy by nature, and I can pretty much kill an entire day playing video games. I work a full-time job with a hefty commute, so when I get home, the first instinct is to just veg-out and unwind and shut my mind down (more than usual). Since re-starting the sketch-a-day, video games just stopped being part of my life. I still play occasionally, but it’s a danger zone. So, this past Friday when I purchased a deeply discounted copy of Batman: Arkham Origins from Amazon, I started making jokes about how the sketch-a-day would end. It won’t. Although, I received the game yesterday (Amazon and their shipping methods are fantastic) and pretty much blew three hours playing it without even realizing it. So, y’know, it’ll be a struggle. But I think I can make this work.

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306. Captain Boomerang

306. Captain Boomerang

305. Mirror Master

305. Mirror Master

304. Captain Cold

304. Captain Cold
Because it’s been a while, and I know everyone is dying to know about my viewing habits, I’ll go ahead and lay some nerdy shit down here.

I have been binge-watching Chuck. I apparently missed a huge portion of this show as it aired on tv. I really only remembered most of season two and a chunk of season three. But, it’s goofy and fun and by the end, I really loved it and the characters.

I have watched two Nicholas Winding Refn movies recently, both of which I disliked. Only God Forgives and Valhalla Rising are both gorgeous, self-important, pompous, pretentious turds – shiny though they are. At gunpoint, I would suggest Valhalla over Forgives but overall, just avoid both.

Zoolander was a movie I avoided for a long time because it just seemed atrociously unfunny. It’s streaming now and I was looking for something I could ignore. Even under that condition, the movie is so incredibly unfunny it’s not even funny.

About a week ago, I rewatched Lords of Salem and The World’s End. I still absolutely loved The World’s End as much as I did the first time, if not a little more. I still didn’t care for Lords of Salem, but liked it a bit more than the previous viewing.

And finally, Captain America II: Death Too Soon. It’s a terrible TV movie from 1979, the sequel to the terrible TV movie from 1979. But while terrible, it’s 1000 times better than the first movie, with a more fun tone, lots of Cap action in costume and big comic book plot and villain.

303. War Doctor

303. War Doctor

302. Golden Centurion

302. Golden Centurion
A commission done that unfortunately took a very long time for me to finish. As always though, I am accepting commissions. It just may take some patience on your part.

301. Ms. Marvel

301. Ms. Marvel
The original Ms. Marvel says “Happy Thankgsiving”. Or whatever.