Greetings, Gumshoe! Bask in Carmen Sandiego, with her powerful, creamy, lithe thighs. Lightly dewed by sweat. Curved perfectly, not a mole in sight. Leading all the way up to her supple breasts. Is what I would type if I were Chief, long-lost sister of BoneQueef St. Gynecologist.
Tag: Patreon Rewards
Patreon Commission: Monstro ElisaSue
I enjoyed The Substance, despite not really liking Coralie Fargeat’s previous film, Revenge. One friend – not really a horror fan – told me that it just gets weirder and weirder, while another told me to expect Society vibes. I didn’t love the obvious homages to other films and directors’ works, but the story is …
Patreon Rewards: Christmas Edition
Ant-Man Adam Strange Mary Marvel Trix Captain Planet A Very Murray Krimmus to all my patrons, friends, family, and loved ones. Even to all the haters and the losers. I love and appreciate you all. Except the Nazis, the loudmouths, the right-wing fucknuts, my ex-girlfriends, Trump supporters, fascists, God – for killing my cat, among …
Patreon Reward: The Tall Man
BOY!!! I usually hate drawing likenesses, but I’m down with Angus Scrimm’s The Tall Man of the Phantasm movies. He is such a distinct and unique face, he’s pretty easy – and a pleasure – to draw. I had planned to watch all the Phantasm movies fairly recently, but the first is such a slog …
Patreon Reward: Toxic Avenger
2nd time I’ve drawn Toxie within this year. The air is Toxic! It’s his 40th anniversary. The new comic just came out from Ahoy Comics – and it’s a pretty great re-imagining of his origin story, modernized with some amazing art. Still eagerly awaiting the Peter Dinklage Toxic Avenger reboot, though. Bring it.