Greetings, Gumshoe! Bask in Carmen Sandiego, with her powerful, creamy, lithe thighs. Lightly dewed by sweat. Curved perfectly, not a mole in sight. Leading all the way up to her supple breasts. Is what I would type if I were Chief, long-lost sister of BoneQueef St. Gynecologist.
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Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day. I got a card for my Valentine. Thing is, I’m a cheap bastard, and greeting cards are ridiculously expensive. So, I went to the Dollar Tree, but the only card I could find was this religiously themed one. It has a nice message and sentiment, but why is God gettin’ all up …
Patreon Commission: Monstro ElisaSue
I enjoyed The Substance, despite not really liking Coralie Fargeat’s previous film, Revenge. One friend – not really a horror fan – told me that it just gets weirder and weirder, while another told me to expect Society vibes. I didn’t love the obvious homages to other films and directors’ works, but the story is …