
It’s weird. You’d think that since I prefer a Kyle Rayner and a Wally West over Hal & Barry (#NeverHal #AlwaysWally), that I’d have similar opinions on a Connor Hawke vs. Oliver Queen. But nope. Kinda love ’em both equally. Maybe it’s the archery thing. I dunno. But classic (keep that in mind, newfangled Oliver Queen can go screw) Ollie delights me as much as Connor does.
410. Green Arrow
406. Captain Marvel

Listen, I like Carol Danvers. I like that she has taken the name of Captain Marvel. But the DC Captain Marvel will never be anything but Captain Marvel to me. They can share. Because, otherwise, won’t someone think of the kids? By kids, I mean Freddie Freeman and Mary Batson. What are they now, Shazam Jr. and Mary Shazam? Fuck that, that’s stupid.
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Saw 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE. It was okay. Not bad, not great. Tense at times, John Goodman is pretty fantastic. Otherwise, wait for it on Netflix or a cheap rental.
405. D-Man

The bastard offspring of Wolverine & Daredevil. Just because I was talking about this dude with a friend last night. I can’t wait for his Marvel Cinematic debut in Avengers 6: The Barrel Scrape Saga.
404. Green Hornet

Last night my pal Joe & I watched the Batman ’66 tv crossover with The Green Hornet. I’d never actually seen it before. It was a delight. It made me a) want to draw Green Hornet (and Kato, but I couldn’t get the hat right) b) want to re-watch the movie (which I also found delightful, and I don’t care who knows it) and c) want to see Seth Rogen & Ben Affleck team-up in a movie.
403

So, the other day, comic writer Kurt Busiek wrote some tweets about Dr. Strange. His theory (and a compelling one), is that when Ditko created the character, Strange was originally supposed to be of Asian descent. He was originally drawn with the slanted, thin eyes, and same skin coloring as The Ancient One in the earliest stories, but then issues later, when his origin is told, he is suddenly drawn as a caucasian. Busiek believes this was a change mandated by Stan Lee or Martin Goodman.
Ditko apparently still drew the Asian Dr. Strange on a rare occasion, and some other artists (Erik Larsen springs to mind) drew him the original Ditko way as well. It’s an interesting twist to the character, and if true, is kind of shitty to whitewash him. Anyway, figured I’d take a stab at a (very cartoony, exaggerated, and possibly racist stereotype) Asian Dr. Strange.
402

Happy International Women’s Day?
401. Booster Gold

Haven’t drawn a lot of Booster on the blog despite being right up there with Blue Beetle as a favorite character. ‘course the reason he is up there is due to the Blue & Gold friendship being awesome. Also, DC’s insistence as portraying Booster as a goofy fuck-up or grim serious time traveller with no in-between is bothersome. Oh well. I look forward to the launch of Blue v Gold: Blood-fuck Time Boogie from DC: Rebirth This, Motherfuckers in two years time.
I don’t write a ton of stuff on the blog anymore, which bothers me at times, for my own narcissistic reasons. Comes with the territory of mostly doing the uploads/updates via my phone.
I’m gonna try to make the time to do a little more.
So I watched some movies in the past week. The first was a documentary called The Nightmare. It’s directed by the guy who did Room 237, a fantastic documentary about crazy people with too much time on their hands, and not a shitty documentary about The Shining, like some folks tried to convince me it was. However, The Nightmare is kinda “eh”. The concept is fascinating. It’s a look at 8 or so people who suffer from sleep paralysis – dreams in which they can’t move or communicate, and are often visited and abused by malevolent shadow creatures. Unfortunately, the movie never veers in any direction or investigation. It’s just these people telling their stories. It’s fascinating, but ultimately unsatisfying and empty.
I also ventured out to the theater last night to see a movie called The Witch, and I wish I hadn’t. The movie itself is excellent, and also absolutely not for everyone. It’s quiet, it’s dangerously slow, and since the movie takes place in the 17th century, it’s hard to understand. The characters speak English, but it’s Olde English, which at times makes it difficult to comprehend, exaggerated the by the characters’ thick English accents. It’s a movie that requires some concentration to follow. It’s a film that uses atmosphere and tension to build up fear and unease to the (rare, but effective) scares and to the movie’s climax. Unfortunately, the world is full of assholes, idiots, and teenagers, and apparently they all went to see the movie with me last night.
Surrounded by dumbfucks who are texting or checking their phones; talking to each other constantly; heckling the movie they can’t sit through or understand – it really breaks the mood the movie is working to build. I get why people would hate it, totally. But Jesus Fuck, keep it to yourselves until you are in the lobby. People need to internalize their reactions more, and just shut the fuck up and suck on some mufflers. As soon as the credits rolled, one assfuck actually yelled at the screen “What the fuck did I just watch?!” Well, I watched a great movie that you ruined. I can’t recommend The Witch enough, but watch it at home, alone.


