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Atomic Batteries to Power!

So some might know that I am a bit of a podcaster. For a guy that prefers to never talk to anyone or say things out loud or go anywhere or socialize or be noticed, I certainly like to be heard and noticed and to hang out with my friends. I now have 4 podcasts that I co-host! Though the regularity of The Stupid Sexy Podcast is inconsistent, and Gutter Trash is currently on hiatus, The View Masters updates regularly, and now we have added Atomic Batteries to Power!

My special ladyperson friend Bambi joins me to review the ’60s Batman television program, recently available on Blu-Ray and DVD for the first time. Bambi is relatively new to the world of Batman ’66, and while a long-time fan, this is the first time I’m watching this show in years – maybe decades. In addition to reviewing every episode, I’m also drawing a related sketch for every episode! The first two episodes of our podcast are available now, as well as the first two sketches. Check out the show, Subscribe via RSS or
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Fourth Doctor

The Fourth Doctor here was was drawn as a Christmas gift. I had asked Bambi what she wanted for Christmas, and she told me “draw something for my mom”. Insert Admiral Ackbar “It’s a Trap!” gif here (incidentally, Admiral Ackbar was one of only four Star Wars figures I ever owned as a kid [the others being Plastic Cape Lando, Break-Apart C3PO, and Clicky Antenna R2-D2]. Perhaps these third rate toys are why I can’t muster any joy for anything Star Wars related? That, and they’re not good movies). While, yes, she did indeed want me to draw something for her mom, I knew I couldn’t get away without getting anything else for her. It’s our first Christmas as a couple. I did get her some stuff. I hope she at least was amused by my effort. However! The drawing did happen. Bambi’s mom loves all things Doctor Who. She apparently even has a “Doctor Who” room in her house. While it was difficult to narrow down which Doctor was her favorite (apparently Capaldi’s Scottish Doctor is dominating currently), I decided on Four. I’m writing this before Christmas, so I don’t know how she’ll like it, but I hope I get a space on the wall in the Who Room.

Merry Christmas, everyone! I also just remembered that the 2014 Doctor Who Christmas Special airs tonight. Probably won’t watch it until the weekend. So, no spoilers.

Holy F*ck


I’ve mentioned Nick Marino & Daniel Arruda Massa’s Holy F*ck comic before. Issue one is due on the stands within the next few weeks at your finer local comic shops. If for some reason you can’t get out to your LCS, Comixology has Issue # 1 and Issue # 2 available right now. I recommend ‘em, they’re hilarious, well-written and beautifully drawn and fantastically blasphemous.

However, if you can pick up a physical copy, do it so you don’t miss out on the awesome pin-ups that will be featured in the print editions! Every issue will have two pieces of pin-up art. I’d especially highly recommend Issue # 3, which will have pin-ups by friend of the blog JB Sapienza and some dude name Eric Shonborn. Oh, hey, that’s me!

So, even though I’m gonna have some work featured in this comic, I’d still totally recommend it. That’s kinda how this all came about. Nick has been an online friend for a bit, and we’ve even been in the same room numerous times (though never spoke) as we had both attended numerous SPACE (Small Press And Comic Expo in Columbus, OH) shows, often buffered by a Brian John Mitchell. Nick is a highly creative and energized comic fiend, the creator of many web & minicomics and podcast networks. So, when Holy F*ck was announced, I was pretty much already on board. Then he and Daniel Arruda Massa began posting prequels to the series online. They were short comics that filled in the gaps of Jesus Christ’s life post-crucifixion and up to the time where Holy F*ck begins. They are delightful. I believe it was the comic in which Jesus and Satan are luchadores that completely won me over, and caused me to say “out loud” that I desperately wanted to draw a pin-up for the trade paperback. I needed to get some Jesus fan-art out of my system.

Apparently, that got the ball rolling. Nick and his publisher worked it out to get some pin-ups included in the comic, and here we are.

So, the above is not the full pin-up, obviously. You’ve gotta get the comic for that. Once the comic is closer to publication, if you haven’t bought it (Buy every issue! Buy every variant cover!), and you ask nicely, I’ll maybe think about showing off the full art. But here’s a teaser, just my way of helping put the “Christ” back in “Christmas”!

The Slasher

See, I told you I wasn’t going away forever. It’s only been 11 days. Did you miss me anyway? I’m glad, I missed you too, baby.

By now you’ve clicked the thumbnail above and embiggened it and perhaps you are wondering what pray-tell brings this monsterous piece to the blog? I’mma tell you. Right… nowish. First, some background.

Sometime back in late 2007, I was perusing a comic book website message board, back when I did such a thing. Somewhere along the line a loud-mouthed internet asshole (on a comic message board?!) was being a loud-mouthed internet asshole, and for whatever reason decided to call out his friend’s blog as an example of… something… (I don’t remember the specifics). Despite being trumpeted by an internet asshole, being about as big a horror fan as I am a comic book fan, I decided to click this link to a blog called “Horror Movie a Day“.

And from that point on, at least once a week (Horror Movie a Day a Week?), I would visit HMAD and read the reviews. I immediately became a fan of this blog and the man of mystery behind it, “BC”. The premise is that “BC” would watch and then write a review of (you guessed it) a horror movie a day. His reviews were well thought out, concise, humorous and entertaining. I watched a ton of movies based on his recommendations, even though there are quite a few of his reviews I disagreed with.

Somewhere along the way, a guy by the name of JB Sapienza contacted me. I’m not entirely sure how this happened, but he found me via the HMAD blog comments. Now that I type that out, it’s a little creepy. Turns out, JB is friends with “BC” – aka Brian Collins – in real life, and thought that I also knew him. Nope, just a fan. Anyhoo, JB got me to do some artwork for a documentary he was working on called My Name is Jonah, and we became internet friends, and this odd little community of filmmakers, artists and nerds began to form.

Jump to April 2013, and Brian reviewed his last HMAD, which was also his first (go read the blog). He still reviews movies, just not everyday. Jump a little further to November 2014. JB and I are both working on something I’m not going to talk about yet, and we get to conversing. He tells me that Brian is working on a sort of book version of “Horror Movie a Day” and wants to know if I want to draw an illustration for one of the theme chapters.

I believe my almost instantaneous response was: “Fuck. Yes.”

JB put Brian and I in contact, I was shown a list of topics, I got greedy and picked two.

This is for the currently untitled Horror Movie a Day book, for the chapter on Slashers. The book is due out sometime in 2015, and you can bet I will let you know more when I find out.

I had a blast drawing this piece. I tried to dig deep and tap into my inner Kelley Jones/Bernie Wrightson/Kyle Hotz. I don’t think I was too unsuccessful at that (sidebar: I posted the previous sentence on the Facesbook when I began to work on this. Kyle Hotz responded to it, saying I should just look at Wally Wood and then I’d get all of the influences. He’s not wrong. I definitely need to educate myself further on Wood’s work, beyond the “22 Panels” thing). I drew this mostly at my parents’ house since it was relatively portable and I knew I could work a few hours a week there while doing my laundry. Also mostly drawn while watching “The Flash” and “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” with my mom.

There are some things I would definitely change in the slasher’s appearance, but I’m okay with it. We can’t use copyrighted characters, so I had to come up with sort of a generic slasher. I figured disfigured/deformed, wearing a jumpsuit and big knife would cover it. The poor victim depicted decapitated is Brian Collins himself, or at least, the closest I could get to a likeness of him. I’ve got one more HMAD piece on the table, maybe I’ll get it right next time.

669. Nova

So, I drew this, like, almost a year ago, back in January. It was a weird time. I don’t know how much – if at all – I talked about what was happening in my life at that time. Basically, I was in the middle of a bit of an emotional crash. I found it necessary to completely cut an incredibly toxic person out of my life entirely. Her very presence in my life was worsening my depression and overall quality of life. I’m not saying getting rid of her friendship drastically improved things for me – in fact, I got worse immediately after – right around the time I drew this piece, trying to do anything to get over the mental agony I was in. I was in a terrible place, but I knew it was the right thing to do for my own mental health and quality of life. Eventually I learned what a thunderous cunt this woman was – a despicable, lying, selfish, cancerous, sub-human piece of shit – and rejoiced that she was gone from me forever.

As I started to mentally heal, and began to go to therapy – which, sadly I had to discontinue due to financial woes (despite recieving aid), I felt free enough to do something I had denied myself for a very long time. I began to date. In what seems like a whirlwind, I met a woman named Bambi. Over the last 8 or months or so, I’ve fallen in love. I still have my depression and my anger and issues I desperately need to deal with, but Bambi makes me about as happy as I can get – which is not very, but that’s on me, not her.

Bambi is a) despite her name, not in the sex industry b) one of the smartest people I’ve ever met c) an incredibly talented artist. For a bit, I had even inspired her to do a sketch-a-day blog. While I have spent the last 8 years or so drawing with my friend Jason – and still enjoy and look forward to doing that every week – there is nothing better than being with your significant other and making art, inspiring and motivating each other to create.

Which brings me to this, oddly.

I need a break.

With day 669 (my brotha!), Sketch-a-Day 2.0 is ending as I take a short hiatus. I’ve got some projects I need to get a jump on, and I have found that sketch-a-day was so much easier when I was alone and miserable. Not that I would trade a moment with Bambi for anything, but it got a little stressful trying to balance boyfriend duties, work (two jobs), being slightly more social, and bigger projects with the daily sketch. For the last couple months, I’ve just been coasting through these things and ignored some of those aforementioned bigger projects.

So, as Christmas season is in full swing, Bambi and I will figure out how to work around her new work schedule living opposite hours from each other, and I will be working on other stuff that I can’t exactly post on the blog. I’ll still post a couple things here and there, but the daily sketch is ending. For now. It will be back. I just need a few months. For symmetry’s sake, Sketch-a-Day 3.0 will start back up on February 1st, 2015. So, please, stick around. And maybe by then, I’ll have something cool to show and be a little refreshed.

Thanks to everyone who’s stuck around and enjoyed my dumb bullshit. I’ll see you in a few.




Satan is coming. Happy Blackest Friday ever.

665. Mr. Fantastic

Happy Thanksgiving.


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