This was a long delayed commission for Matt Brassfield of his television characters Baron Von Porkchop and The Baroness (Baroness Von Porkchop? I’ve only heard her referred to as “The Baroness”. I think Hasbro and Larry Hama might have something to say about that) from Terrifying Tales of The Macabre, a local horror host program. …
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I’m not a fan of the 4th of July. The American Empire has been crumbling for about the past 14 years or so (possibly longer) because… all Empires fall. We’re in a constant state of Us vs. Them, a philosophical civil war that will not end civilly. America will collapse in on itself within my …
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I doodled this on the back of a receipt at the Sprint store while waiting to get a new phone and my contacts were being transferred.
152. Phantom of the Opera
If a city could be my arch-nemesis, that city would be Yellow Springs, Ohio. It’s dirty and full of dirty, pretentious fucktard hippie fucks with their hackeysacks, dreadlocks, bongs and the reeking stench of patchouli. I’m an angry, judgemental person, but never in my life have I ever encountered such a large grouping of angrier, …
151. To Serve Man
I watched this classic episode of Twilight Zone a few weeks ago. I remembered it well enough, but also kept getting it mixed up with The Simpsons parody. One thing I was unprepared for was how stoned and idiotic this advanced cannibalistic (spoilers!) alien race appears. I tried to capture that here, I hope. Two …
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So Netflix – which has a history recommending bizarre bullshit with their system – has added a new “feature” called Max. It’s an interactive version of their recommendation system, and as far as I can tell it ups the level of their bullshit to a whole new degree. I decided to try it out. It’s …
149. Wolverine
I saw Man of Steel last night. I am saving my opinion of it publicly for the next episode of The Stupid Sexy Podcast.
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