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Patreon Reward: Parasite

Patreon Reward: Parasite

My friend Bruce & I have always said that a great James Bond opening sequence for a Superman movie would be him wrapping up a fight with Parasite. Superman wins. Credits. Rest of the movie, no Parasite.

Patreon Reward: Jack Deth

Patreon Reward: Jack Deth

i used to watch TRANCERS all the time as a kid, and would often “play” Trancers on the playground as Jack Deth. With usually one of the girls in my class as the Helen Hunt character, and we’d fight other kids who’d be Trancers or Whistler. Of course, not fully realizing I was probably the …

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Patreon Reward: Barbie

Patreon Reward: Barbie

I would be lying if I told you that the movie I’m most excited for this summer is not Barbie. Have I already bought tickets for opening night? Yes. Yes I have.

Patreon Reward: WIR

Patreon Reward: WIR

The kind-hearted teenage deliquent Iron Man of Michel Fiffe’s brilliant COPRA.

Patreon Reward: Barry

Patreon Reward: Barry

Again, terrible at likenesses, but I have to know: Do you love me, Mr. Cousineau? #NeverBarry #AlwayWally.

Patreon Reward: Tambi

Patreon Reward: Tambi

Tambi Baker is the ultimate badass of the Terry Mooreniverse. Former Parker Girl henchwoman, now the head of The Parker Girls. Butch, huge, sexy and deep inside a big softie that will murder everyone in her way. Or send someone to do some murdering. Also, RIP Bambi.

Patreon Reward: The Flash

Patreon Reward: The Flash

Always Wally, but Sometimes – happily – Jay.

Patreon Reward: Lando Calrissian

Patreon Reward: Lando Calrissian

Everyone’s favorite intergalactic pansexual Armenian. I cannot do likenesses, so I kinda mashed-up the Billy Dee Williams & Donald Glover versions and hopefully hit a nice enough resemblance.

Patreon Reward: Snoopy

Patreon Reward: Snoopy

…and you thought Joe Cool was badass…

Patreon Reward: Blue Beetle

Patreon Reward: Blue Beetle

Not MY Blue Beetle. #AlwaysTed