Patreon Reward: Carmen Sandiego

Patreon Reward: Carmen Sandiego

Greetings, Gumshoe! Bask in Carmen Sandiego, with her powerful, creamy, lithe thighs. Lightly dewed by sweat. Curved perfectly, not a mole in sight. Leading all the way up to her supple breasts.

Is what I would type if I were Chief, long-lost sister of BoneQueef St. Gynecologist.

Patreon Reward: Flatman

Patreon Reward: Flatman

Bring the Great Lakes Avengers into the MCU. I’ve noped out on the rest of it, this will bring me back.

Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day. I got a card for my Valentine. Thing is, I’m a cheap bastard, and greeting cards are ridiculously expensive. So, I went to the Dollar Tree, but the only card I could find was this religiously themed one. It has a nice message and sentiment, but why is God gettin’ all up in Valentine’s shit? So, I made it decidedly not God-centric, as we are a very athiestic and anti-religion couple (yes, I work at a church). You can see the full mods below!



Moon Knight

Moon Knight

I needed a break from a project I’ve been working on. Process YouTube video here.

Patreon Commission: Dollman

Patreon Commission: Dollman

Asked to draw Dollman, from the Full Moon motion picture Dollman, directed by legendary filmmaker Albert Pyun. And here I am once again drawing perpetual 78 year old Tim Thomerson. After drawing this, I decided to watch the movie, as it is a blindspot. It’s… not great.

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Patreon Commission: Strontium Dog

Patreon Commission: Strontium Dog

I don’t know anything about Strontium Dog, other than he looks cool and is a mainstay/visible icon of 2000 A.D. Fun to draw!

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Patreon Commission: Monstro ElisaSue

Patreon Commission: Monstro ElisaSue

I enjoyed The Substance, despite not really liking Coralie Fargeat’s previous film, Revenge. One friend – not really a horror fan – told me that it just gets weirder and weirder, while another told me to expect Society vibes. I didn’t love the obvious homages to other films and directors’ works, but the story is great, the FX are fantastic, and of course, the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world.

Spoilers, btw.

Letterboxd review here.

I struggled with this one for a while. Then I sorta realized, it didn’t need to be 100% movie accurate. Just an approximation of what Monstro ElisaSue looks like and then I felt free and happy to draw this wonderful, beautiful, hot-as-fuck woman. Happy New Year!

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Guy Gardner

Guy Gardner

2025: The year of less Fan-Art. Not the year of NO Fan-Art.

Anyway, best Green Lantern.

The Puppet

The Puppet

A 10×13 black and white ink illustration on 11×14 bristol board. Scanned in and colored in ClipStudio. My friend challenged me to color it in a specific palette.

The black and white version is available For Sale at my store.

A Monster

A Monster

Available for Sale at my store.

Drawn in black ink on a chipboard from the back of a pad of paper. Listen, you can tell what this is. I have no explanation. It just IS.