The Toy Wonder

The Robot Robin of the 853rd Century. I should draw more DC One Million characters. Also, DC should do more with the One Million characters.

Tom

Tom Wayne is the 21st descendant of Bruce Wayne. Apparently the Wayne family line through the 31st century has settled on only keeping two names in rotation. Listen, I’ll never have children, but if I did, I’d hope that the 31st century Shonborn would be named Cheech or something. No need to keep naming them “Art”, “Gary”, or “Eric”.

Tim

I wound up really liking this costume as I drew it. Who knew?!

Tim Drake is the best Robin. Sorry, Dick. As much as I love Dick, Tim just rules. He was introduced when I got super hardcore into Batman. Sadly, I don’t think he was ever utilized greatly as Batman’s partner, but when he was, he was the best. Also as a solo hero, a Young Justicer, and a Teen Titan, he was the tops, baby. I don’t think Robin as a concept or a whole has been well-utilized since the late 80s. It’s like writers are too ashamed to use him or have Batman play off him – or, for godsake, lighten Batman. When a Robin is around, Batman acts more like a stern general and Robins are his little soldiers. Frank Miller has A LOT to answer for.

But, I hate a dark broody psycho Batman. Well-adjusted Batmen FTW.

Ever since Tim came out as bi, I have read a lot of people wanting to see him hook up with Jon Kent Superman. To that I say: no thank you. It’s already bad enough that they ruined the Damian/Jon dynamic by aging Jon up. What I would like to see, and think it would be interesting, if Jon & Tim just couldn’t stand each other. Not enemies, not rivals. Just… they just rub each other the wrong way. We all have encountered people like that. There’s nothing inherently bad about a person, but for whatever inexplicable reason, you just don’t like them. Meanwhile, Bruce and Clark are best friends and nothing will ever change that. Fuck off, Snack Zyderbros.

I’m ranty. And nonsensical. I need a sandwich.

Jason

Jason Todd again, pre-Crisis Dick-clone version, in his nifty original costume. I wasn’t gonna draw this, having done so once before, but, I really like this costume.

Jason

I love Robin. He’s the 3rd most important character in superhero history (sorry, Wonder Woman. You’re #4). When I started thinking about how many variations of Robin there are, I realized I could do a theme. So welcome to it!

First up is Jason Todd, the Better Off Dead Robin! I don’t care for Jason Todd. If I’d been aware and allowed, I’d have voted him dead. There should have been a vote to see if he should ever come back. I’d have voted against that too.

Now I’m sure you’re already wondering, where’s Dick? Trust me, Dick is coming. Dick’s gonna come real hard. Patience is a virtue and you will get all the Dick you need, and more! But, I will be shoving all the Dicks in the end. That’s right. Multiple Dicks to finish you off.

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Patreon Reward: Dobby

I am not going to get into anything here about Just Kidding Rowyourboat or the things she made. People like those things, she’s a bad person. Decide for yourself what you do. Me, I draw requests.

I spent the majority of my adult life avoiding and ignoring HP. I was made to watch all the movies last year. They’re all… fine. They’re fine.

02/27/2023

Phone doodle

Patreon Reward: Shakara

These hips don’t lie, the British have a real specific take on dystopian futures. Also, I have no idea how I drew this, but whatever I did was fun and I like how it turned out.

Quicksilver