Patreon Commission: Combo Man
Special commission for a longtime supportive and loyal Patron. I’ve always kinda wanted to draw Combo Man, and a 4×6 black and white card wasn’t gonna cut it.
Combo Man was a promotional ad in 90s Marvel Comics for the snack food Combos. If you guessed all 14 characters that made up Combo Man, you got blahblah. I’m a Combo loyalist (Pizzeria are my go-to). I love Marvel Comics. This wormed a special place into my brain.
However until the beginning of this month, there were 2 sections of Combo Man that I could never guess, and finally looked them up. Elbows & lower abs, and lower thighs above the knees.
In the original ad, Combo’s elbows & lower abs were just a plain dark red heavily shadowed area. My instinct would have said Daredevil, but his was in his Black Armor phase at the time, as represented by the forearms & waist. Otherwise it could be anybody. Turns out? Carnage. I don’t know where they cobbled the art from, but the original ad looks like no version of I’d ever seen. He was always squiggly, messy, and gooey. This was just… nothing.
The lower thighs, with white squares… I had no idea. Upon discovering that it was the beloved Avenger “Century”, my reaction was “whodafuck?”. Who is this nobody tool? How did he rate a piecd of the Combo Man glory?
Anyway. I’ve been snacking on Combos for the last two weeks.
Patreon Commission: Hourman
I love all iterations of Hourman. Quietly the best of the JSAers.
Patrin Commission: The Thin Man
I had never heard of this Golden Age Marvel hero before.
Where’s Myrna Loy?
Werewolf of Ohio 2: 10 Years Before
Cover for a comic adaptation of the 2001 shot-on-video movie of the same name.
Um… I don’t know why there’s a “2” in the title, when the subtitle clearly suggests it’s a prequel? Listen, I don’t… I just…
Anyhoo. I once drew the VHS (yes, VHS) cover for the original movie, which nearly destroyed a friendship.
Patreon Reward: Hawkgirl
Favorite character of a long-ago ex, whose entry point was the Justice League cartoon, reinforcing that anything can be anyone’s introduction to a soon-beloved character or thing. No gatekeeping.
Wings are hard, so I cheated.
Also, Also, Also. Metal wings on Hawkpeople are bullshit. Fake feathers or GTFO.
Patreon Reward: Carmen Sandiego
Greetings, Gumshoe! Bask in Carmen Sandiego, with her powerful, creamy, lithe thighs. Lightly dewed by sweat. Curved perfectly, not a mole in sight. Leading all the way up to her supple breasts.
Is what I would type if I were Chief, long-lost sister of BoneQueef St. Gynecologist.
Patreon Reward: Flatman
Bring the Great Lakes Avengers into the MCU. I’ve noped out on the rest of it, this will bring me back.
Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day. I got a card for my Valentine. Thing is, I’m a cheap bastard, and greeting cards are ridiculously expensive. So, I went to the Dollar Tree, but the only card I could find was this religiously themed one. It has a nice message and sentiment, but why is God gettin’ all up in Valentine’s shit? So, I made it decidedly not God-centric, as we are a very athiestic and anti-religion couple (yes, I work at a church). You can see the full mods below!
