Tag: Dracula

Scary Monsters

10/12 Whooooo…. Nothing’s quite as frightening, however, as watching my drunk 47 year old, married brother try to pick up an 18 year old waitress at a sports bar. It was a special day. Back to Lego Batman with me… er… I mean, reading a book.

Nosferatu

10/10 A little late, was having dinner with my parents. Anyhoo. Unless their name is Dracula, and they’re played by Gary Oldman or Bela Lugosi, attractive charming vampires can blow it out their ass. I love vampires as freakish, dirty, messy, sloppy motherfuckers who are, y’know, actually frightening. As much as I hate Steve Niles’ …

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