Tag: Eric Shonborn

1000. Self-Loathing Narcissist

I’m a self-loathing narcissist. I hate myself, I think everything I do is awful, and a waste of everyone’s time. Over and over again, I am proven to be correct in this assessment. For the last month, I have been trying to sell my merchandise over my store with all proceeds intended to go to …

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353 – The Eric Shonborn Year End of the Year Award for 2011

So in 2011, I began – unbeknownst to anyone, including me – to consider nominations for the 1st ever Eric Shonborn Year End of the Year Award. A lot of people were considered, but there could only be one winner: JB Sapienza! JB is a renaissance man with many talents and ventures, including co-running the …

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044 – Self Portrait

From me in the future. On a post-it note with a ball-point pen.

In Brightest Day, In Blackest… oooh Pizza!

In Brightest Day, In Blackest… oooh Pizza!

Self portrait of the artist as a Green Lantern. Fuck you Hal Jordan.